dental floss 

Good product to buy to keep your teeth at their best, but also a wonderful way to remove pubes from your teeth after a guy/girl has gone down one a hairy lady, with a large flower bed

Guy 1: "I heard that she's well hairy that girlfriend of yours"

Guy 2: "Better remember your dental floss tonight then eh?"

Guy 3: "Nah she aint, she has a beautifully trimmed and waxed minge." <*embarrassed*>

Guy 4: "What's that in your pocket then?" <*points to dental floss*>

dental floss by Gma June 9, 2005

ass floss 

Ass floss is a skinny white guy in prison used as a cleaning tool.

Ass floss is when a skinny white guy is held captive as a tool for cleaning the cum out of a tosser salads ass.

ass floss by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014

toxic floss job 

to have someone floss their teeth with the hair near your anus

"dude shit got real weird last nite and a girl gave me a toxic floss job"

toxic floss job by J Dangles January 26, 2010

crotch floss 

(n.) a towel (or other piece of material such as an article of clothing left in the bathroom by a roomie or sibling) purpose-dedicated to drying the area between one's genitals and rectum and the rectum itself (also the region between the scrotum and the thigh). The towel is grasped in one hand in front of the body, and one hand behind and pulled back and forth vigorously, as if flossing one's teeth, but on a larger and smellier scale.

(v.) to floss one's crotch, using a towel as described above. Telltale evidence is usually left on a towel used for crotch flossing: brown skid marks.

Doug used Jane's tanktop as crotch floss, since she insists upon leaving her clothing on the bathroom floor.

crotch floss by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009

candy floss 

Another word for cotton candy.

This candy floss is delicious.

candy floss by Freddy November 20, 2004

Mental Floss

1.

(noun) A length of sturdy wire inserted through one ear and out the opposite ear using a needle. The flosser then pulls the wire from side to side to eradicate brain farts from the cranium.

(verb) The act of giving or receiving a mental flossing.

2.

(noun) A perplexing problem or set of problems intended to diminish one’s intellect by exceeding their cerebral capacities.

(verb) Taking or administering a rigorous thinking challenge such as an exam.

1. Walter met his untimely demise when the copper wire accidentally poked an empty light bulb socket while performing his weekly mental floss.

2. It would’ve been dope if Matt Damon shit kicked that Harvard preppie guy instead of the mental floss he gave him in ‘Good Will Hunting.’

Mental Floss by Mickey Nation January 8, 2008

butt floss

a.k.a. g-string

Gina is wearing butt floss today!

butt floss by Mike February 17, 2004