flatty boombalatty

a very large woman usually in excess of 300lbs that is devoid of breasts and booty

large marge is such a flatty boombalatty

by cdhawkins November 24, 2006

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

Flated

The state of an object either before being deflated or after being inflated.

Air mattress: object is at maximum effectiveness after inflation and is fulled flated.

by Dr Richard Vanderlow January 5, 2009

flatty

Noun: a woman with a flat chest.

Shut up, ya stupid titless flatty.

by SoulfulZen April 25, 2005

Flatten the skunk

Smoke a joint, smoke pot, smoke marijuana, smoke cannabis. Derived from the smell, similar to that of a skunk

Smells like someone is flattening the skunk.

Anyone want to flatten the skunk at lunch?

by Rose Ruby November 1, 2013

flange flattener

When a female falls over and lands on her flange.

i.e "Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener."

Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener.

by Hazza151 May 23, 2014

turd flattery

when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd

Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom

by walterc August 5, 2023