Flat Fat

When someone has a flat stomach only made up of fat.

Person1: Dude look I have a sexy flat stomach

Person2: Naa dude, that's just flat fat

by Kurt Hendrix January 3, 2010

Flat stack

The baddest boss you ever worked for

You see that deal he managed? That's why they call him flat stack

by Le Grande Queso November 28, 2016

flat cock

Flat cock syndrome, where a male's genital no longer appears in its cylindrical form, instead, it appears to be hammered down into a flat shape.

Every year, approximately around 5% of population in America is suffering from flat cock syndrome.

by theboyhasnoname February 2, 2018

Flat food

Flat food are waffles and pancakes or something that's from a vending machine if you do business duty.

If you watch the Mr. Men Show on Cartoon Network, Boomerang or YouTube, you'll notice something about Miss Whoops' problem with eating pancakes.

The only food that does not count are: pizza, sandwiches and cookies

Miss Whoops: "Pancakes?? I really don't like flat food!"

by Rebecca K. Lunetta July 21, 2018

Flat as a plank

When you pretty much don't have boobs.

Why do people draw that girl with large boobs when shes flat as a plank?!?!

by Enigmatic person April 11, 2019

Flat as Iris

Someone that is so flat they make walls jealous

Someone who has no bitties

She has no Bitties so she as flat as iris

by Fakename12 May 22, 2020

Flat Earther

The very very very derogatory term for "braindead".

Did you know that the natural habitats of a "Flat Earther" are the YouTube comment sections of Flat Earth videos?

by ihaetschool December 19, 2020