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FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST is a sex therapy assistant. Medically certified by the MOB and founded by the great uncle of Chuck Norris. Often shortened to FLARKE; which is a clever word to say FUCK. (ex: shut the flarke up) The abbreviation really has nothing to do with the main word itself, other than the word fuck which ties to the word sex. a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST can be located at your near by health center, hospital, or campus health services center.
No Taylor I can't go Loko with 4Loko tonight, I have an appointment with my FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST
by djkahlie October 22, 2010
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flarb pac

when someone is thin and they have like no muscle and it looks like a ""pack"" with their shirt on but its just flarb rolled over eachother
Alex: wow nice flarb pack nik\
NIK: ino rite its buetiful
by prawl July 6, 2011
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Flarm

The flabby, tricep area that waves more than your arm when in motion.
When Kelly's favorite song came on, she got really excited while dancing and her flarms almost knocked me out.
by Urban Dictionary May 17, 2012
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Flarthrower

To suck the fart from the anus and then ignite while blowing the gas into the air like a flame thrower.
Hey Dan, use this lighter after sucking out that fart, show me how to be a Flarthrower.
by Andacon December 3, 2014
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Flarlick

The germs that get on a piece of food when it hits a dining table.
John: Your bread now has flarlick on it since you dropped it on the table.
by codinaaa December 26, 2017
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Flargal

Flargal a gender for asexuals that are confused about their gender.
Hey did you hear about that Flargal?

Yeah I did. They said they were asexual.
by Im a Candle April 19, 2020
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Flareon

Flareon is the fire-type evolution of Eevee. Flareon is #136 in the Pokédex. Flareon has a fire chamber inside it’s body, when Flareon stores enough heat, it’s body temperature can reach 1,700 degrees Fahrenheit. When Flareon gets to hot, it fluffs out its fluffy coat to cool down. When Flareon inhales, the air heats up the flame sac, which could reach temperatures of 3,100 degrees Fahrenheit. Flareon will always inhale before it uses flamethrower. You can use a Fire Stone to evoke your Eeve into a Flareon.
Flareon is a fire-type Pokemon.
by Flareongx July 28, 2020
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