flarb

Also spelled "phlarb"

An old insult used to describe an often uncool, perverted person who enjoys sniffing biycyle seats.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that weird guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah, dude. He's such a flarb

by just_me21 June 01, 2009

flarb

fold of skin on a skinny persons tummy when the scrunch up and say they have jelly rolls and think theyre fat.

"oh my gosh, alyssa's has nothing but flarb!"

by katkatkatdriem July 11, 2008

flarb

Baby barf; any substance or object which a baby regurgitates.

Gross! Leanne's baby just got flarb all over my shirt.

by atarke December 12, 2008

flarb

To coat with butter.

1: What is he doing?
2: He's flarbing that canvas with some margarine.

by Blaze1289 June 17, 2011

flarb

a dumb fat homo with no life that takes money from old ladys for donut money or food.

yo , that guys such a flarb he totally ganked that ladys chicken!

by Raphal April 10, 2007

Flarb

Flarb is verb used to describe going to a petstore, buying each and every dog in there, and starting a new life with all the dogs.

"Bro, we're wanted by the government we gotta flarb."

by Joseph Stalin9622 April 30, 2021

flarbing

When a female places her breast in between your butt cheeks and you then flatulate.

Guy #1: My girl and I have done the rusty trombone, greek sandwich, hot carl, and the hot plate. What's next?

Guy #2: Have you tried flarbing?

by big pito October 22, 2011