Fix a Flat

term used to describe a fake butt. i.e. chick used to have a FLAT ass but then went to get work done to FIX it.
Commonly used is the phrase "Fix-A-Flat, bathroom caulk & cement OR cornbread, grits & blessed?" Which is said to another male admiring the same donkey booty asking him if he thinks the ass is fake or real.

Tyrone: Yo check out that phat ass over there..."Fix A Flat, bathroom caulk & cement OR cornbread, grits & blessed?"
Shawn: look at that shit, shit it definitely fake

by bigman2011 April 19, 2012

Dick Fix

Women who like to wake up their man in the wee hours to satiate their loins with a quickie are getting their "dick fix" and then they go back to sleep.

"Last night I woke up needing a dick fix so I jump on my man for a quickie and then crashed!"

by svnyrbtch April 5, 2010

WOW Fix

Getting enough timed played on WOW daily so that an individual wont experience symptoms of WOW withdrawl which include moping, anxiety, and general bitchiness.

John: What the Hell is wrong with Jason? I swear that boy is EMO!

Jack: He just needs his WOW fix and he will be straight.

by Malkazar February 8, 2010

fixing heaters

Another way of saying having sex.

"My heater needs fixing."

"Everyone in school wants to fix her heater."

"Rules of fixing the heater are: always be naked, use tools."

by Ceci and Ralph June 25, 2005

pink fix

a mixture of cocaine and chili powder

Lindsay, Paris and Britney went to the bathroom to have a pink fix.

by jalisciense December 22, 2008

nigger fix

substandard work or repair

I put the nigger fix on the steps so I could get away from the job quicker.

by laughingdoginc July 19, 2012

spic fix

1. Something that is fixed with little to no materials, usually incorrectly, by someone of low intelligence. Refers to the lazy ass hispanics. Particularly those mexicans and PR's. Similar to a nigger rig.

Manuel and Jorge came down the street in their low rider when the wheel fell off. They spic-fixed it with some toothpaste and a coathanger though.

by Skunk September 26, 2004