Fierrhea

When one's ass is on fire due to eplosive diarrhea usually taking place the morning after an extremley spicy meal.

Those chicken wings gave me fierrhea so bad my husband could hear me screaming downstairs. "Oh fuck! My ass-hole is on fire!"

by Jezzibelle Turnip July 30, 2011

fiberpunk

Like the literary terms 'cyberpunk' and 'steampunk' and especially punk music in the real world, the punk in 'fiberpunk' refers to the struggle for individuality, self-worth, and human identity in the often dehumanizing industrial and post-industrial world. Fiberpunk is an anti-boundary, anti-discrimination and anti-expectation approach to DIY fiber arts (crochet, knitting, sewing, etc).

Fiberpunk is not about the way you dress or what music you listen to - it's about crafting with a vengeance out of anything you can get your hands on.

Morgan is so fiberpunk she spun yarn out of her cat's hair.

by Morale Fiber March 27, 2015

filter tart

Somebody who makes themselves look more attractive than they are by heavily filtering every one of there photos .... making them look nothing like themselves ...

Man Kim Kardashian’s photos are so filtered , bet she don’t look anything like that , she’s a filter tart for sure

by Voodookreeper November 2, 2018

Fiery Oral

When you eat a bunch of hot Cheetos and then immediately go to town on your lover's taint.

Dude: "Bro, the other day, Hannah bought a family-size bag of Hot Cheetos, so I totally paid her back with some Fiery Oral"
Bro: "You painted the Town red?"
Dude: "Taint that the truth!"

by CaptainDicksRevenge October 13, 2019

Filter Biscuit

1) A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don't even look like themselves in real life.

2) A polite way of calling someone real life ugly.

Damn, I she doesn't look anything like her online pictures. She's definitely a filter biscuit.

by !!!___!!! September 24, 2020

ditch filter

an absorbent plug in the vagina used for menstruation.

"I just found the cap to the soy sauce bottle in her ditch filter!"

"I can't have sex with my woman because she's on the ditch filter!"

"My woman got pissed off at me and flung her ditch filter at me!"

"I saw a woman pull a ditch filter from her pussy and shove it in a guys face!"

"My wife sent me to the store for her god damn ditch filters!"

by William Larue Smith February 20, 2009

Soluble Fiber

An important nutrient in every diet, soluble fiber corrects BOTH constipation and diarrhea. It sucks up water so it "makes a turd" no matter what your stomach already has going on. It does not cause sneak attack diarrhea.
It is vital in managing IBS.

Soluble fiber is found mainly in what your dad calls "starches" white breads, pasta, skinned potatoes and also in "smooth" fruits like apples, pears, and plums(sans skin).

You need more soluble fiber, have a Metamucil cookie. All those whole grains you eat might as well be tree bark. Sure, they scrape the cancer out of your colon, but they don't make a turd.

by Grocery B April 23, 2011