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Fedmaxxing

one who spreads too much comical but real information on something that notices the feds
How to make a bomb....

oh shit gotta stop fedmaxxing
How to make a bomb in minecraft
*phew* crisis averted.
"where to find someones house"
uhhh
...in minecraft.
*dies as feds are in my location*
by tf2hatts October 8, 2021
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malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."
In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.
by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013
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fecal matter

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.
And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003
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FEMA

If a disaster is bad you can count on FEMA to make it worse.
by G. TYSON March 30, 2007
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fecal synchrony

The observed phenomenon that the shit cycles of men who coexist together (such as in prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, etc.) will tend to become synchronized over time.
Guy 1: I gotta take a shit.
Guy 2: Whatever, dude - you know the boss is gonna follow you right in, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, fecal synchrony is a bitch.
by PositiveZero March 7, 2007
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fecal bukkake

It's like bukkake (a circle jerk aimed at the person in the center), but with runny shit.
You can never truly wash off a fecal bukkake.
by Sunil joshi March 8, 2007
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fecal matter excretion unit

A very intellectual word for an asshole fecal matter obviously being shit, with the excretion unit being the asshole.
I just squeezed a big log out of my fecal matter excretion unit.
by Chode bone November 15, 2006
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