Teenagers who still play Neopets. Annoying dicks, but you just gotta love 'em.
The majority have size 8 fonts, type in all lowercase and purposely misspell things.
Dani and Sunao are good examples.
Then there's the infamous Yadzia. Used to start a bunch of boards with "YADZIA IS _____" and shit. Is now also a typical FC troll.
And then there are 9,001 chatgroupers, nobody gives a motherfuck about them though.
AND THEN. IN ALL HER CAPSLOCK GLORY. THERE IS MAYAKII/KALAALIT/MAYAKAALIT/KALAAYAKII. THE OPPOSITE OF A TYPICAL FC TROLL. PERFECT SPELLING. ALL CAPS. AND AN EGO THAT WOULD PUT KANYE WEST TO SHAME. OFTEN RANTS ABOUT RANDOM BULLSHIT IN HER LIFE, BUT YOU JUST KNOW SHE DOESN'T EXPECT YOU TO TAKE HER SERIOUSLY. GODDAMNIT SHE'S SO FUCKING UNFUNNY. APPEARS TO BE NAMED "SOFIA" AND ENJOYS crunkcore, SPECIFICALLY 3OH!3 AND HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD. A LOT. SPEAKS IN SHORT SENTENCES. FORGETS PUNCTUATION.
Then there's the semi-notables and the long-dead FC celebs.
- Teddy, last seen about 2007, death-threat aficionado
- The Markinator. Probably secret identity of Maddox. Has an ego that could put Mayakii to shame. Hates everything and everyone. Is smarter than you.
- Pic. Christian-cultist in denial. Annoying as fuck. Hasn't been seen in a few months.
- Ariel, the stupid fuck who takes EVERYTHING too seriously.
- More wannabe typical FC trolls.
The majority have size 8 fonts, type in all lowercase and purposely misspell things.
Dani and Sunao are good examples.
Then there's the infamous Yadzia. Used to start a bunch of boards with "YADZIA IS _____" and shit. Is now also a typical FC troll.
And then there are 9,001 chatgroupers, nobody gives a motherfuck about them though.
AND THEN. IN ALL HER CAPSLOCK GLORY. THERE IS MAYAKII/KALAALIT/MAYAKAALIT/KALAAYAKII. THE OPPOSITE OF A TYPICAL FC TROLL. PERFECT SPELLING. ALL CAPS. AND AN EGO THAT WOULD PUT KANYE WEST TO SHAME. OFTEN RANTS ABOUT RANDOM BULLSHIT IN HER LIFE, BUT YOU JUST KNOW SHE DOESN'T EXPECT YOU TO TAKE HER SERIOUSLY. GODDAMNIT SHE'S SO FUCKING UNFUNNY. APPEARS TO BE NAMED "SOFIA" AND ENJOYS crunkcore, SPECIFICALLY 3OH!3 AND HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD. A LOT. SPEAKS IN SHORT SENTENCES. FORGETS PUNCTUATION.
Then there's the semi-notables and the long-dead FC celebs.
- Teddy, last seen about 2007, death-threat aficionado
- The Markinator. Probably secret identity of Maddox. Has an ego that could put Mayakii to shame. Hates everything and everyone. Is smarter than you.
- Pic. Christian-cultist in denial. Annoying as fuck. Hasn't been seen in a few months.
- Ariel, the stupid fuck who takes EVERYTHING too seriously.
- More wannabe typical FC trolls.
FC celebrities, lolololo
by MAYAKALDSGLASDKFDSAFIITLIT March 20, 2010
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by 13.5.2006 June 6, 2020
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To list a few:
Pic
Leesah
Fork
Teddy
Victoria Pennstate
Yadzia
Markinator
Smutch/Sunshine
Hawk
ambientblackmetal
Through other means, FC lurkers have come to recognize most of the users associated with Chat Groups, as well.
CG Celebs would be:
HAM
ALA
GS
COTC
To list a few:
Pic
Leesah
Fork
Teddy
Victoria Pennstate
Yadzia
Markinator
Smutch/Sunshine
Hawk
ambientblackmetal
Through other means, FC lurkers have come to recognize most of the users associated with Chat Groups, as well.
CG Celebs would be:
HAM
ALA
GS
COTC
The FC Celeb Leesah had blue hair back when she was cool. :(
It is sad that CG's are this recognizable. :(
It is sad that CG's are this recognizable. :(
by l33sah September 30, 2009
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by The Metal King October 10, 2016
Get the FC Bot mug.Factually Portugal's biggest football club and fighter against benfiquistão, located in Porto. The best Portuguese team in Europe, w/ 7 international cups, and the best youth team in Europe too. They won every cup, except the worthless League Cup.
Porto's a money machine - they buy South American players for 1 francesinha and sell them for the equivalent of Portugal's GDP.
Their president is, since the dawn of time, Pinto da Costa.
Porto has the most fans in social media, because rivals are mostly dead. Every Porto fan has talents, like Sara Sampaio, who has the talent of being gorgeous, or Rui Pinto, the best hacker ever. Many singers support FC Porto, like Quim Barreiros.
Porto always humiliates rivals on field. Some of the best humiliations are the Penta, the FCP 5-0 SLB in 2010, the 2011 title celebration on Benfica's ground, the Salão de Festas, or the 2013 92nd minute goal that stole Benfica's title. Porto is always robbed, but they are used to it and win anyways, except against 3rd division teams.
Porto is an ecletic team, as it comprises Cycling, Handball, Hockey, Billiards (the only ones to have this one), Swimming, Boxing (nobody knows these two exist), Volley (ruined by COVID-19) and Basketball (they don't talk about this one).
Porto has had many legends in the past, but now they have two gods, Marega and Manafá, both so good that no other team even THINKS of signing them.
Porto's a money machine - they buy South American players for 1 francesinha and sell them for the equivalent of Portugal's GDP.
Their president is, since the dawn of time, Pinto da Costa.
Porto has the most fans in social media, because rivals are mostly dead. Every Porto fan has talents, like Sara Sampaio, who has the talent of being gorgeous, or Rui Pinto, the best hacker ever. Many singers support FC Porto, like Quim Barreiros.
Porto always humiliates rivals on field. Some of the best humiliations are the Penta, the FCP 5-0 SLB in 2010, the 2011 title celebration on Benfica's ground, the Salão de Festas, or the 2013 92nd minute goal that stole Benfica's title. Porto is always robbed, but they are used to it and win anyways, except against 3rd division teams.
Porto is an ecletic team, as it comprises Cycling, Handball, Hockey, Billiards (the only ones to have this one), Swimming, Boxing (nobody knows these two exist), Volley (ruined by COVID-19) and Basketball (they don't talk about this one).
Porto has had many legends in the past, but now they have two gods, Marega and Manafá, both so good that no other team even THINKS of signing them.
by Stylianius1 May 22, 2020
Get the FC Porto mug.There are many different types of people in this world and maybe you have been hurt by them but have you not hurt anybody yourself? I dont think anyone can say that they haven't. People make mistakes but instead of ridiculing them or writing awful things about them think about how you can help them or be a friend to them. I know that every single person in the world makes atleast one mistake if not more, so i dont understand how you can say these things about people when you are just a hypocrite and do the same thing. I know its hard to see that you are just as mean in different ways but you need to understand that you most likely hurt people just as much. These girls deserve respect even if they are mean, but no one deserves to be called what you have called them and no one deserves to be treated this way. think about how you would feel if you saw someone write this about you. Next time just think before you say/write about other people. Thanks
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