fire emblem fates

Fire Emblem Fates is a strategy role playing game made by nintendo, you are given three routes to choose from, these being Birthright, Conquest, and Revelation

summary of each Fire Emblem Fates game I found

Birthright: WTF XANDER!?
Conquest: WTF AZURA!?
Revelations: you have 20 minutes to complete this essay

by StellaClara May 21, 2018

Manos: the Hands of Fate

Voted number 1 for worst movies on IMDB. It is a true work of art and you have to be with friends to appreciate all the awkward silences and every thing Torgo does in the movie is pure gold.

Manos is a movie sooooo bad that it is hilarious

by m-dubya May 31, 2005

Abdullah babar fate

One of the most dangerous fates in the history of the world. Also Abdullah babar is a walking L and fantastic four is retarded

Ong I think your fate is Abdullah babar fate now theres no way out of this

by Erenyeagersolosbleach January 23, 2022

kick fate in the balls

To have a feeling that you need to do something, but then you don't do it, only to find out later that you should have listened to your feeling and done what it told you to.

Suzanne: Hey you all wore your Beatles shirts today! I had a really strong feeling that I needed to wear mine, but I ignored it.

Jenna: You shouldn't kick fate in the balls like that.

by dramallama12345 October 2, 2010

Fecal Finger of Fate

When someone shoves one of their fingers up their arsehole, then pulls it out to see if shit gets on their finger or not in order to decide something one way or another. A game of chance, of sorts, like flipping a quarter to decide or determine something. If shit gets on your finger the answer is "No", but if you pull it out clean the answer is "Yes".

Well, I don't know if I should go to the show tonight or not. I guess I'll have to decide using the Fecal Finger of Fate.

by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008

fickle finger of fate

n.
1. An unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things

2. The fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others

3. A series of very unlucky or unfortunate events

Did you hear about what happened with Joe? He lost his job last week, wrecked his car, and got mugged last night. Poor guy must have been touched by the fickle finger of fate.

Screw the fickle finger of fate! I WILL get this promotion or else!

by nyx ophelia February 4, 2010

Fate Grand Order

Acronym: FGO
Another mobile game
That reaally
Makes you salty
And pray for rng
Cuz of its rng

Person 1:Did you get Scatacth on Fate Grand Order?
Person 2:No my luck sucks hard

by NotaFaggotLikeYou November 28, 2017