Titty-Farkle

Titty-Farkle= The space between two peoples left toes and their grandmother's ankle skin.

also the word used to describe how Melissa Miller gives old men handjobs.

gonads

My names melissa miller and i give old men handjobs. TITTY-FARKLE!

by Sparkle Farx May 25, 2011

farking heck

Substitute for fucking heck. Very usefull to use if a website automatically asterisks out the word fucking, as you submit it.

A dickhead knocked me off me motor bike, with his ute, at a set off traffic lights. "Ya dopey cunt, what the farking heck ya doing mate, ya could've farking killed me !", I shouted before I kicked his headlights in.

by Frosty Grego March 8, 2008

farkly

Farkly, orbeit albeit starkly –softening meaning of stark presumptions and assumptions

Failing starkly, farkly will do.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

Farkus

Adj. A suffix, used to display the person's character. awesome

N. A person who is very desireable, either physically or emotionaly, to another. love hott

note: Always capitalized.

He's the best, lets call him, Mr. Farkus.

Baby, you're a Farkus.
That man is wicked Farkus.

by Markus Farkus December 23, 2004

farked up

More polite way of saying something is "fucked up". Origin most likely from the website FARK.com

Man, this is really farked up!

by Kremit March 28, 2003

farkleberry

This is the cousin of the dingleberry , this happens after masturbation. It is when a globule of your jizz gets onto your cock bush and you forget about it. Later, it dries up into a ball and can go unnoticed for a while, unless you take a shower.

Zakk: Dude, at camp, I rubbed off some knuckle children and got a nasty farkleberry.

Henry: ohh god, don't you guys only have showers, like, once a week?

Zakk: Yeah it was disgusting.

by slutbaby January 26, 2011

Farkasm

Far-kasm fahr-kaz-uh m - n.

1. harsh or bitter derision on Fark.com
2. sharply ironical taunt on Fark.com

The general tone of replies to linked articles or posted comments on Fark.com

Why are you so angry? My reply was total Farkasm. Nothing to get panties bunched over.

by spidersparlor April 17, 2009