Yo man, this girl I was texting last night was a real eggplant farmer. She sent me the sexiest pics.
by Mytholces March 13, 2019
Get the eggplant farmer mug.A female who goes through life gradually recruiting a reverse-harem of males who foster inside themselves the sliver of a chance of boning her. These men constantly vy for time with said female to ply her with their pathetic excuse for game. The female in question will reciprocate all such gestures with almost entirely platonic affection that is nevertheless so laden with femininity that it hints of something more.
She will generally gradually take on some responsiblities for her livestock, increasing their dependence over time and diminishing their self-respect and self-reliance, futher ensuring their continued service.
She will request favours from them with little promised in return, trusting they will help her "because they're such nice guys".
The female may live with anywhere from 2 to as many as 4 or 5 males, depending on their sense of self-worth and her abilities and experience as a farmer.
The males will habour a deep resentment for each other within their hearts but will mask this on the surface as they believe co-operation and bonhomie to be desireable traits in their quest for the ultimate status of bottom bitch.
She will generally gradually take on some responsiblities for her livestock, increasing their dependence over time and diminishing their self-respect and self-reliance, futher ensuring their continued service.
She will request favours from them with little promised in return, trusting they will help her "because they're such nice guys".
The female may live with anywhere from 2 to as many as 4 or 5 males, depending on their sense of self-worth and her abilities and experience as a farmer.
The males will habour a deep resentment for each other within their hearts but will mask this on the surface as they believe co-operation and bonhomie to be desireable traits in their quest for the ultimate status of bottom bitch.
Observer 1: "Damn, that one dude is cleaning our her rats while she got another massaging her feet?"
Observer 2: "Yeah, bitch's simp farmer game is on point"
Observer 2: "Yeah, bitch's simp farmer game is on point"
by vaguesenseofsurprise September 14, 2020
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an exployted asian employee of World of Warcraft. They all live in one room, sleeping on the floor and eat only microwavable or hot pan-cookable food. They are paid very badly. Their job is to harvest gold points for high profile companies that sell them to World of War Craft players for real money. Sick, I know.
by Tai Ni Po Ni November 24, 2006
Get the gold farmer mug.A baby farmer is a woman who keeps having/adopting children in excess with the sole purpose of collecting more money from the government and/or entitlement checks.
"Did you hear about that baby farmer in Florida?"
"Yeah, I heard she was growing them in dog cages and shit!"
"Yeah, I heard she was growing them in dog cages and shit!"
by DubDniK August 15, 2007
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Get the cheese farmer mug.Someone who has multiple cars in their backyard, lawn, or field, most of which dont work, but they keep them because they are "going to fix them up", or are "selling their parts". Usually a car farmer will continue buying cars and even justify the buying of a new car with the sale or fixing of one of their old ones.
That guy has bought his eighth car, and even though he says that he is fixing his other ones up, you know hes not. He is such a car farmer.
by waldemar funquist July 20, 2010
Get the Car Farmer mug.I'm going out Watermelon Farming at the local lamas class and see what I can pick up.
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That is a Watermelon Farmer
by SWMO GTH October 24, 2014
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