Fairfax High School

A "high-end" school in fairfac county, here are some interesting facts.

1. The Principle is dummer than the students.
2. Our assistant principle looks like Stalin.
3. We have fire drills while it rains.
4. Our football team went 1-11 this year, we just bought them a new field.
5. We have more drug addicts than a low-income black neiborhood.
6. Homeless people live behind our baseball field.
7. Our best sport is Cheerleading and we arent even good at that.
8. We have a 45-minute period of the day that somewhat resembles recess.

I love fairfax high school

Woodson can suck my choad.

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 November 19, 2006

Farfanugen

The "driving pleasure" you get from being behind the wheel, while also receiving head. Upon ejaculation, you must slam your car into any vehicle next to you.

At the young age of 19, Billy Johnson was pronounced dead after he had his first farfanugen with his ex, Lila VanFox, age 17.

by WordyWeirdo07 November 20, 2019

Fafam

An acronym for Fucking-alright-for-a-mom
See Milf or Yummymummy

Check out that guys mom, she's Fafam!

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Farahsshat

During times of overwhelming douchebaggery brought on by a general state of natural confusion from being Leb, Lebanese males will often sport strange hairdos that resemble peacocks and shave odd designs in their facial hair. This usually results in other competing "peacocks" to go one step further and try and out do each other. At the end of this strange ritual we are left with a fairly large group of leb males with greasy hair and flames on their faces for beards. Of course the look is completed with prissy blouses and tight cut off jean shorts.

"Look at Johnny in that flock of Lebs......did his head get burned or something, he looks strange?"

"No buddy, he's wearing his Farahsshat. Apparently his cousin got confused and started fluffing himself up, then you know Johnny can't let that stand and the Farahsshattery began"

by DutchVoodoo January 1, 2012

Faffacake

A person who faffs around taking time

I wish she would hurry up and stop being a faffacake

by Starkers August 18, 2013

Fanfan magic

Where one person shaves there pubes cuts there victims eye lashes off then jizzes across victims face and sticks the pubes on to replace the missing eye lashes.

I will fanfan magic you if you don't obey to me

by Reggae shark October 30, 2014

Faraging

The sexual act of taking it up the brexit.

Guy 1: Bojo got properly shafted when Gove took him up the brexit.
Guy 2: Yeah that was harsh faraging.

by Tenlegporkchop January 21, 2017