Facebogging

The act of retreating to the office toilet cubicle to access popular social networking sites on your smart phone. Usually to avoid the gaze of colleagues and over zealous bosses. This practice is commonplace in large companies who revel in blocking access to certain websites.

Hey man, you missed the team meeting this morning, where the hell were you?

Oh, sorry dude, I was busy Facebogging.

by Captain Tact March 17, 2011

facebone

the act of sending pictures of your naked body via facebook message.

Boy: I'm hornyy... I want to see your ass ;)
Girl: Wanna facebone?
Boy: I'll log on now.

by zebrapanties April 27, 2011

Facebombing

The act of taking a picture that contains a funny or strange face and photoshopping that face onto the other people in the picture.

Guy: Hey, check out this picture of Kyle at the party. He looks like he shat himself. I'm gonna facebomb this.
-some time later-

Guy: hey, look what I did.

Girl: Oh my god, they all have that face, thats so funny!

Guy: Yeah, these party pics are facebombing gold.

by MistaBojangles3 February 26, 2010

Facebombed

The several hundred facebook updates that fill up your inbox when you "Like" or reply to a comment that then becomes a source of heavy debate.

I received 53 emails, and I thought some of them might have been useful; actually I'd just been facebombed.

by Plastercaster May 7, 2010

faceblank

to ignore someone on facebook. You can normally identify a faceblanking by comments/wall posts being ignored. the blanker may believe the blankee is a facecreep if they leave too many unrequited messages/comments

1:I've left him like three wall posts and a status comment.

2: Classic faceblanking.

1: I'm gonna allude to it in my status, stir some things up.

2: facecreep.

by eric frogsbawm January 18, 2009

facebird

A facebook user who swoops in on their friends pages and shits everywhere.

A facebird is the narcissistic gadfly on Facebook.

by deadbeet June 1, 2009

facebhukeddaboudit

To have updated Facebook status, notes, images, or comments concerning the "it." An offshoot of "fuhgeddaboudit," following similar cohesion of the words, "facebooked," "about," and "it."

Related word: facebhukaboudit

Noticed I have my sweatpants on inside-out. Rather than take them off and put them on right, I just inverted the pockets so that they don't stick out like floppy ears - and then I facebhukeddaboudit.

by Shenkar July 8, 2010