faceshittin

wen ppl talk smack bout notha person thru facebook messages nd da person dey talkin bout knos bout it

jayla was faceshittin cuz she too scared to confront lynda bout wut she hadda say

by Wendeline February 11, 2010

Fakescapade

A midnight rendezvous in which 2 people are highly intoxicated and repeatedly have fake sex.

Yolanda and Weston had an epic fakescapade last weekend on the way home.

by FoxyRoxy11 November 24, 2010

FAKESSBITCH

A female who is really fake but believes that she is the most attractive, out-going, kind, liked/loved person in the world. Believes that her life is perfect and everything revolves around her. Every male is hers and she'll do anything to make him hers. Believes she can get any guy she wants and is the best damn thing this planet has ever seen. When in reality, everyone hates her, guys only like her because they want some ass, she only has a few friends which they have a fight every other week, and she is an annoying, stuck up, preppy little slutty bitch.

"Look at that FAKESSBITCH over there! You can sooo tell that her extensions are fake, she got a boob job, and look how the guys look at her."

by casemay14 December 19, 2011

fakestyling

When you prewrite and memorize words to make people think you know how to freestyle, which usually backfires.

John: Yo, I'm totally the bomb at freestyle
Matt: Okay, let's here it
John: Shawtie, hottie, thottie
Matt: You're fakestyling

by Not a Freestyler December 31, 2014

Fakestraight

When you're not gay, but you're not straight. You don't like pussy and you don't like dick....You just prefer penetration from men.

Caitlyn: Did you see Omar and Alex.
Sarah: The Fakestraights?
Caitlyn: Yeah, they were by the lake.
Sarah: Yeah..they're so cute!
Caitlyn: Yeah...They don't like dick though.

by lickalollipop June 23, 2015

fakeahoebia

Fear of all the fake hoe's in the world

Friend:what's wrong u look sick
Other person:I have Fakeahoebia
Friend:Fakea,...what
Other person: FAKEAHOEBIA ... It happens evertime I come to school

by colorfulswag July 3, 2015

Fakesale

A bake sale for fund raising or charity that is selling store-bought or pre-packaged baked goods.

Bakesale, more like Fakesale, you didn't even bake those Costco-ass cookies.

by Shouldhavebeenlars May 24, 2016