Fakestraight

When you're not gay, but you're not straight. You don't like pussy and you don't like dick....You just prefer penetration from men.

Caitlyn: Did you see Omar and Alex.
Sarah: The Fakestraights?
Caitlyn: Yeah, they were by the lake.
Sarah: Yeah..they're so cute!
Caitlyn: Yeah...They don't like dick though.

Fakestraight by lickalollipop June 23, 2015

fake straight 

Someone who is seceretly gay on the side.

"Dude, his finger smelt like anal."

"Tell me about it. He's probably a fake straight."

fake straight by boo yaa tonka twist May 1, 2006