1 definition by lickalollipop

When you're not gay, but you're not straight. You don't like pussy and you don't like dick....You just prefer penetration from men.
Caitlyn: Did you see Omar and Alex.
Sarah: The Fakestraights?
Caitlyn: Yeah, they were by the lake.
Sarah: Yeah..they're so cute!
Caitlyn: Yeah...They don't like dick though.
by lickalollipop June 17, 2015
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