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The Elevator Method

This sexual position is guaranteed to be a sensational climax. Hold the girl up to the wall while holding her up with your hands placed under her thighs. Then just go full primal instincts and beat that shit up. When you feel tired and need a break bring her up to level 69, raise her up while keeping her against the wall and perform oral. Then bring her back down to pound town. Repeat as you wish. Bonus points while performing this in an actual elevator.
Dude me and Cindy tried The Elevator Method and she squirted on me like a pressure washer.
by Dildo_Swagginzz April 26, 2019
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Minor elevation paranoia

Fear of elevations greater than half an inch, less than 3 inches.
I have minor elevation paranoia... omg is that a Crack in the road!? someone could trip...
by Bruh-dude June 15, 2021
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Perfectly Standard Elevator

Perfectly Standard Elevator (PSE) WAS a popular elevator game made by Jukereise (named Jupiter_Five at the time), who is now known for creating JTOH - Juke's Towers Of Hell. PSE was popular back in 2016 until about 2019. PSE was known for being unique - including boss fights, lore, secrets, and even boss variants. Unfortunately, the game stopped being worked on sometime in 2019. Fortunately, a revamp of PSE, named Perfectly Standard Elevator: Reloaded (PSE:R) had started development in around December 2021, which is now currently in beta. PSE:R is a good game, I recommend you try.
perfectly standard elevator good jtoh bad lol
by jtohbadpsegood February 11, 2023
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elevator escape clause

The act of bypassing the elevator area at work, despite initial intentions of using it, because of a person / group of people loitering that you do not wish to associate or make small talk with.

Often the subject will use the plausible backup excuse of going to the toilet only to re-emerge when the coast is clear.
Man, I had to use the ole 'elevator escape clause' to bypass my boss. I like her and all, but we have nothing to say to each other. And the lift takes freaking ages to arrive to our level.
by the_elder July 28, 2009
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elevatio

the deliciously naughty act of giving a man a blowjob while riding on an elevator
Both he and she had sly grins on their faces after getting off the elevator - her smile was adorned with a bit of pale white fluid! Elevatio!!!
by SuperGenius311 May 25, 2013
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elevator music

dull uninteresting music of the type heard in elevators
I wish they would play something besides this boring elevator music.
by Light Joker December 17, 2005
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Elevator Bingo

An elevator game commonly played in not so busy elevators with a group of friends, created by a shelter island school student(not aloud to say names). The way you play this game is, you get into an elevator with at least one friend. You hit the top floor button and then guess what floor it will land on before you reach the top or bottom depending on the way you're going when you play. If you guess correctly you win, and thats a point, or something. idk. Remember though before a new round starts you must say "1, 2, 3, ELEVATOR BINGO"
"This museum is boring"

"Let's play elevator bingo!"

"Alright"
by catnthehat68 November 20, 2010
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