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elevapor

When someone breaks wind on an elevator and leaves a pungent odor that remains stagnant for hours, hovering over and poisoning it's passengers.
"Oh my gosh, it stanks in here! What an awful elevapor some jackass left us!"
by Krusty the Clown February 28, 2008
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Elevapor

The release of flatulence into an elevator right before you get out. Sending an invisible, odorific treat to the next rider.

It's a fine art to hold the fart until the exact right moment, you don't want to get caught letting an elevapor go...it's a stigma that will stay with you the rest of your career (atleast in that building).
Screw those people on the 3rd floor, I've been eating green apples all week and sending elevapors down to them. Hey Fat accounts payable lady, how do you like them apples?
by GD Hayduke August 27, 2010
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elevator constructor

Bad ass union motherfuckers who always get it up and are the highest skilled trade among all building trades . They build elevators from scratch, They also weld brackets and erect steel rails inside shafts that move tons of weight at high speeds with pure perfection and craftsmanship. They also have great knowledge and skills with electrical work as they wire Many safety devices to keep the public safe they are known as I.U.E.C. !
The person who built the elevator is the elevator constructor.
by Building trades May 23, 2016
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Elevatorization

The rearranging/repositioning of people that occurs when someone gets on/off the elevator. The more populated the elevator, the more elevatorization will occur.

Factors that increase elevatorization:
a) unknown people
b) attractive people
c) disgusting/smelly people
d) weird people
e) what floor you are getting off at
Tim: Did you see how she moved away from me when that other guy got off?

Tyler: Ya, man. That's classic elevatorization. You should have showered today. Could smell you a mile away. Happens to the best of us though.
by Doctor Gels June 6, 2011
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elevator arithmetic

The mental process of estimating the respective weights of the other passengers in an elevator. Then comparing it to the maximum weight posted next to the fire inspection sign to see if its safe.
After that big fat guy and the kid in the wheel chair got on, I redid the Elevator Arithmetic and decided I was going to take the stairs.
by Ben Faulding April 4, 2006
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elevator calder

louis tomlinson's beard (played by eleanor calder and her twins, sometimes even liam payne)
"there's no way louis is dating elevator calder, he's in love with harry since he was 18"
by lightsforlou January 20, 2021
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