Definitions by Bruh-dude

schoolet 

A young human bound by the rules and laws of middle school or elementary.

"Look at the wee schoolets catching the bus home!"

schoolet by Bruh-dude September 29, 2021

Minor elevation paranoia 

Fear of elevations greater than half an inch, less than 3 inches.

I have minor elevation paranoia... omg is that a Crack in the road!? someone could trip...

Minor elevation paranoia by Bruh-dude June 15, 2021