Ass-essing the situation

Scanning the area and spotting out all the girls with a nice ass

Bob: look... over there i see so many nice asses
Steve: are you Ass-essing the situation?

by Jonny Long Schlong June 12, 2011

Essex Aggie

The best school in the world where kids can cut trees down and use chainsaws while ppl from schools like methuen high are doing math. commonly called essex faggie by kids from nst and ppl who are generally jealous they didnt get accepted in.

"man bio sucked today"
"I went fishing today XD"
"what?"
"i go to Essex Aggie"

by AggieRams January 2, 2012

essendee

adj: meaning gross or revolting (also see slore druggie).

Conor's girlfriend is totally essendee.

by laxachica November 10, 2010

Essence of hyperbeer

The result of partially frozen hyperbeer

This beverage is only for the most patient bro. Upon making standard hyperbeer, the bro must refrain from drinking in order to freeze the new substance yet again, removing even more of the non-beer (water) content from the hyperbeer. Once the hyperbeer is partially frozen, remove the your essence of hyperbeer and serve at room temperature for maximum taste.

Fear not good bro, if you over-freeze the hyperbeer, you will still have some hyperbeersicles (fully frozen hyperbeer to be eaten).

Dumb Bro- "Bro, all i have is partially frozen hyperbeer"
Bro- "BRO! Essence of Hyperbeer!(frat snap)

by BRO, WE'RE THE SAME BRO, BRO October 24, 2011

Essensually

Doing something essentially, sensually.

(while having sex)
Katie: So you know how to do this right?
Sam: Yea, so essensually I just stick it in right?

by Endgame1320 November 11, 2011

essench

Abbreviation of 'essentially'. Used by people who are too occupied with current matters to waste time pronouncing every syllable.

"So, you're basically telling me he's not worth my time?" "Essench"

by totes def August 7, 2015

essencia

Essencia is a girl that is very beautiful and independent. She is very hard working and very smart. She is not afraid of what people think about her and She is the type of person that if she puts her mind to it can work very hard at completing her goals.

Damn. That girl looks like the perfect package! She must be and Essencia!

by Essencia January 6, 2019