Emu

A strong and powerful tank. Can survive getting shot by an M60.
These creatures are like tanks with feathers. Humans fought a war against them, we lost. (- The Great Emu War)

The Emu’s just kept coming, no matter how many times we fired they just kept coming. With every death came another 12.

by Some1Two September 26, 2019

japanese emu

a good looking fellow who is actually Korean and is a human boy and likes anime

here comes that Japanese emu! oh sh*t what up!

by japanese emu August 20, 2019

emu attack

when emu is having none of it and wants to bite off your head

Dang, Carmen just suffered a severe emu attack.

by luvsemu April 26, 2016

Emu

1. A large, flightless Australian bird that is similar to an ostrich.

2. A reference to an emo or gothic individual

1. "Wow I saw the biggest emu at the zoo today!", says Mark. "I hope it fucking pecks your eyes out", replies Sally.
2. "Gross, my school is just filled with emu fags" exclaimed Dan. "Probably cutting themselves to Blood on the Dance Floor right now" , Zach said disgusted.

by Sam Haynes September 1, 2016

Emu

The most efficient acronym for “email you” thus further propagating my laziness in typing.

She texts: What time do we land in St. Croix?
Me: Don’t know. I’ll emu my-tinerary.

by Cutternsanchez February 16, 2020

Emu Slap

To be slapped by a person recently tarred and feathered

Oi bro, you just got emu slapped!

by Defrag08 January 2, 2012

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend

a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head

if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?

by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023