Someone who sits around his computer all day keeping a dictionary by his side at all times, so when he can find his prey, he can use it to attack them using huge words he just learned. He often looks on Dictionary.com at the start of the day for a new big word to use.
Richie: "Stop talking to me, you are such a simpleton and you are not worth my time, you cretin, your wasting my completely precious time."
Mike: "Dude 'Cretin' is the word of the day on dictionary.com... Way to be an Emu Explorer."
Mike: "Dude 'Cretin' is the word of the day on dictionary.com... Way to be an Emu Explorer."
by the mysterious eggman July 10, 2010

Person 1: aww that guy was such a little piece of shit
Person 2: should've gave him the EMU
Person 1: yea I really should've
Person 2: should've gave him the EMU
Person 1: yea I really should've
by catnip4343 July 28, 2025

a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't
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branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023

In Dungeons and Dragons or any other pen and paper RPG, when the Dungeon Master (or DM) invents or gives a way for the players to live when they normally would have died.
Our DM is really easy to play with. Any time we're about to die, a little De-eMus ex Machina comes along and saves us.
by Jim Moak January 13, 2008

by OfficialAnt April 29, 2023
