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Panic Eating

The art of inhaling your food. Panic eating is only in progress when the food you are currently eating doesn't even touch the tongue of the consumer.
"Jesus John, you really panic ate the shit out of that battered sausage".

Panic eating can be bad for the heart!
by bpgala August 31, 2011
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recreational eating

The act of overeating something delicious but outrageously too big; recreational eating occurs when you are full from a meal, but you continue to eat and complete the meal out of enjoyment and gluttony
“Eating 4 slices of pizza was sufficient and filling; finishing the whole pizza was purely recreational eating.”
by pbids August 28, 2014
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Brodie eating carrots

A fine specimen of a man who has a crippling addiction and soft spot for his orange, crunchy, snack. These types of people also usually have orange hands, feet, lips, eye balls, and arm pits on account of their carrot overdose.
What was that noise? “Brodie eating carrots.”
by sweaty silas March 15, 2022
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Eating Ass

The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue. Often done by Alondra on Tuesdays
by Louiegluey May 19, 2014
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Defensive Eating

eating all the good food first so nobody else can get to it-mark
"man i hate when he does his defensive eating"
by suhhhh duude February 25, 2017
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Eating Ain't Cheating

An expression used to excuse performing oral sex on a girl when you're already in a relationship with someone else.
Guy 1: Did I see you take Becky home last night? I thought you were going out with Laura.
Guy 2: Yeah, I took her home. But all I did was go down on her. Eating ain't cheating.
by sonuchan92 October 26, 2010
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Eating Breakfast

The act of sodomizing or being sodomized during Breakfast Table. The Dean creating the special jizz filled cup of coffee could also be considered "Eating Breakfast."
Dchi Member: Yea lots of us were Eating Breakfast this morning during Breakfast Table.

Normal Person: Don't tell me that shit dude that's fucking gross.

Dchi Member: Doesn't everyone eat Breakfast?

I never thought Eating Breakfast could be so painful.
by Very Tall Human January 13, 2011
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