eBay

A great place where you can buy a "rare" £5 coin for £20, there are lots of people who sell their junk here and people who buy others' junk.

"One man's rubbish is another man's treasure." eBay in a sentence.

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

eBay

A large hole in the internet, lined with collector plates and Star Wars figurines, into which large amounts of money has fallen.

When George Bush woke up one morning and decided he might like his soul back, he logged onto eBay to see if anyone there had found it.

by global33 May 30, 2003

Ebay

Slang for Fake. comes from the massive amount of counterfeit items being sold on Ebay auctions.

Dude, thats some funky looking ebay Nikes.

by Juggernaut June 21, 2004

eBay

A group of 100,000 people buying useless crap from eachother, and then selling it again to the same moron who sold it in the first place for no reason, just so eBay stock owners make more money.

"Where did you get those pants!?"
"I bought them off eBay"

by dickhead July 26, 2003

eBay mong

Someone who has no understanding of the actual value of the product in question being sold on eBay.

I can't believe this eBay mong bought my second-hand headphones for £199 on my eBay auction with £30 p&p. They're on Amazon for £150, brand new with free postage and packaging. What an eBay mong.

by Jockey Thomas January 30, 2010

Ebay Hannukkah

when you buy a bunch of shit & it all comes to you over 8 consecutive nights.

i bought a new guitar & am hot-rodding the shit out of it. every day i come home & find a new UPS package. = ebay hannukkah, duh.

by kobe1980 March 13, 2011

Ebay

A place where one gets ripped off.

"Yo homie, I just bizzought this sword right here for 300 dollars. Let me just unsheathe it out of the scabbard--- why is it falling apart?"

by Not Zane September 17, 2004