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rhythmically dyslexic

"Hey, wanna dance?"
"No, I'm rhythmically dyslexic."
by pseudonym87 December 9, 2008
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time dyslexic

Note: They are able to read perfectly fine. They are able to do everything perfectly fine, but understand different times of day and clocks.

def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.
The first season from the television show Full House. Joey forgot that Danny's mother was coming into town, proving that Joey was a "time dyslexic."

Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.
by emoticon1 November 29, 2011
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Clock Dyslexia

The inability to read an analog clock with precision, or knowledge of the Roman numerals.
Madeline: Johnny, what time is it?

Johnny: Why? There's a clock right there!!

Madeline: I want a precise time.

Johnny: You must have clock dyslexia. It's 1:17
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Erectus Dysfuntionus

Jordan has been diagnosed with Erectus Dysfuntionus
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The Flying Dyson

The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.

The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.
I really wish I owned a Dyson Airblade, so I could perform the flying dyson daily.
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Dysphoria

The shittiest feeling a transgender could ever feel.
God the dysphoria is killing me.
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Dysfunkk

Guy one: "Where'd ya get that steezy jacket?"
Guy two: "It's new! From Dysfunkk!"
by KEhh? August 3, 2007
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