Dylan

Dylan absolutely Perfect, deffinately a ass man very wise big dick smart high hopes for his future he's very romantic and all over the place and will make and women or man feel limke a greek god or godess. Just will always be the right man who pretty much acts like a women likes to clean and cook for his loved ones and is VERY patient.
God damnit dylan marry me i always knew i was the man in the relationship anyway
by SophiaBayBay April 11, 2011
Get the Dylan mug.

Dylan

Best guy ever big dick everyone loves him women masturbate to the sound of his name he is a legend among his peers all women find him irresistible can find a better man than dylan especially in bed
Girl 1. Girl what happened to you last night

girl 2. Dylan was to much in bed ;)
by Simpleman June 04, 2015
Get the Dylan mug.

dylan

Broken Penis caused by walking, slamming or, running into something or someone.
Haha he dylaned himself when his mom wakled in.
by DickCheezeSmegmaFucker December 28, 2002
Get the dylan mug.

dylan

Total Bro. someone who likes to lax, has sick flow, and is fucking chill
Bro 1: yo whos that kid that just sniped top left?
Bro 2: thats dylan he's chill
by laxman24 October 27, 2010
Get the dylan mug.

Dylan

Huge dick knows how to treat a girl and knows how to pleasure them even better
Dylan has a huge cock
by Jonathrn March 30, 2018
Get the Dylan mug.

Dylan

Dylan is a pussy
by a_DrUnK_GuY! February 14, 2018
Get the Dylan mug.

Dylan

An idiot who thinks that Jack Sparrow's real name is Johnny Depot.
by ihatedylanlmao January 01, 2019
Get the Dylan mug.