Ducking

The act of ducks fucking dumbasses with wity dick-shaped dildos while just being ducks and living their lives.

John: When the ducks start'a duckin', the world order has been compromised and armageddon shall rain hellfire upon the non-believers like a blood snowstorm

Jason: who are you and why are you in my house and what tf ducking

John: ducks fuckin' dumbasses with dick-shaped dildos while they're just living their lives

by Chase Thundercock August 18, 2017

Duck that

Spell check for "Fuck that".

Jimmy: "I kept texting you that I couldn't hit the bars tonight; I had to work in the AM. You kept texting back, "Duck that". What is this fucking duck you keep talking about?"

Joe: "FUCK that.... Ever heard of spell check, dumb ass?"

by Wippy My Flippy January 8, 2012

duck duck chicken

Duck duck chicken is a game you play in localities with a significant, open transgender population (Singapore, Thailand, India, etc.) where you try to guess whether a female appearing prostitute is a duck (biologically male) or chicken (biologically female).

Will: Duck!

Dan: Chicken!

Eugene: You ladyboy?

Ladyboy: Yes. Teeheehee!

Everyone loses at duck duck chicken eventually.

by Duck Master January 16, 2014

duck

1. a small flying bird that is very tasty with a pancake roll, plum sauce and spring onions.
2. a term used to warn someone of incoming danger.

Duck you idiot that turnip is going to hit you!

by smurf June 15, 2004

duck

An annoying white bird with a bill that enjoys saying "Aflac."

Some Guy: I need "that" insurance."
Other Guy: What insurance?
Duck: AFLAC

by jackson May 25, 2004

the duck

a lazy person with freckles on his face and looks like a ripe banana, tends to be a lagger and has an excuse for everything and when drunk is known to quack loudly and vigorously when in danger.

Hey your being the duck today whats wrong with your queerbait!

by henducks daddy March 7, 2010

Ducking

Apple iPhone's auto-correct for "fucking"

iMessage: "Are you fucking kidding me"
iPhone autocorrect: "Are you ducking kidding me"

by Jonezie August 2, 2013