Dallas Dipstick

when someone shits then gets penetrated in the ass without wiping

guy 1: what’d u guys do last night
freak: gave her a nice Dallas Dipstick

by fentgod69 August 21, 2024

The Dipstick Revival

Your mate is blackout drunk so you get coke on your finger and proceed to finger him in the ass to sober them up

Your mate in the corner needs the dipstick revival

by Dipstick revival king March 22, 2025

wizz fizz dipstick

when a female companion snorts cocaine off your member after the act of snowplowing.

"hey girl you havent sat down all day and your nose is still blocked?"
"yeah i totally got a wizz fizz dipstick last night"
"didnt that hurt?"
"yeah but its the only way he would share."
wizz fizz dipstick

by arsrehat extraordinairey November 16, 2011

Check your dipstick

When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.

Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.

by Sea_Waffle_69 June 17, 2018