douchewanker

an incredibly annoying person, usually british or irish, and usually has had to much beer.

guy 1: that irish guy at the pub had too much to drink
guy 2: yeah he's a total douchewanker

by the lord king February 22, 2011

Doucheality

(doo-she-AL-it-ee) - NOUN: one's innate capacity to be a complete and utter douche -- provoked or not.

"Dude - you're not going to pick up my tab? Man...your doucheality is really showing..." :)"

by blfb April 28, 2010

doichman

a grumpy, sometimes horny, old man in his 60s-70s

Lino's dad is such a doichman

by AkA Rodrigo Sanchez November 26, 2010

douchearama

A gathering of complete douchebags (more than 3) mainly to extoll the virtues of common douche baggery to a much intensified level.

I am not going to the homecoming dance because it turns in to a douchearama!

by flarp jack October 20, 2014

douche man slut

A guy who goes around and does every girl he sees and then brags about it later, but does so in a douche manner. Normally someone whose ego is too far up their ass.

Man 1: I banged three girls this weekend and then smoked a bunch of weed because I'm so cool.
Man 2: Shut up you douche man slut.

Man 1: I'm the best looking guy on the earth.
Man 2: Shut up you douche man slut.

Man 1: I'll never have a successful relationship with a girl.
Man 2: That's right you douche man slut.

by desanity December 22, 2009

douchecanoe

A grossly over-sized pickup truck that ordinarily would have no Earthly business outside of the military. Traditionally these are equipped with a lift kit, the most awful ugly wheels known to man (usually painted black,) over-sized tires and an extremely loud or annoying exhaust system that's completely not performance enhancing to any degree. In many cases, there are stickers of brands or interest that adorn the back window that include, but are not limited to, Browning, US Marine Corps, The Bone Collector, Dodge Ram, Monster, No Fear, Fox or Oakley. Typically driven by someone who exhibits one or more conditions that include Napoleon complex, poser syndrome, or anything that is characteristic of someone who is compensating for another shortcoming.

"While I was driving to work, this jerk in his douchecanoe almost ran me off the road. That guy is so cool."

by kish2554 April 29, 2014

doucheapotamus

Noun: a person who is such a douche that thier dochebaggery can only be surpassed by that of the douchewhale. See also Ashton

"god Max is such a doucheapotamus when asked an A or B question he answers with C."

by sven Goodfield April 16, 2009