dingleberry dentist

when you floss your teeth with someones butthole hairs

no, those arent chocolate chips in my teeth, i just got back from the dingleberry dentist

by thomas longwood April 16, 2004

dingleberry

One who always feels a need to tagalong often uninvited. One who follows somebody everywhere.

Jimbo's little brother is being a dingleberry and following me everywhere.

by DennisIsEvil December 28, 2005

dingleberry

A little ball of shit hanging from one's ass-hairs(Usually in bunches).

As Kathy licked my grundle, a dingleberry fell into her mouth.

by yaykob April 8, 2007

pop a dingleberry

To cause one to lose their anal virginity. Although the anus technically has no hymen, this is a play on the classic phrase "pop a cherry".

"Did you pop a dingleberry?" "Boy, I sure did! Once the ass-hymen broke, shit went everywhere!"

by sauerkrautbratwurst October 13, 2008

Dingleberry

Noun, A small and most often a white ball of toilet paper, tissue paper or material fuzz tangled on one or more ass hairs or pubic hairs. Although a dingleberry is more common on men it is not uncommon on Italian or Middle Eastern women too wear during mating season. A Dingleberry, when ripe, is often brown but maybe red depending on dingleberry's anatomical location.

When Hunt bent over for the doctor a ripe dingleberry was present.

by Tom Tree April 29, 2008

Dingleberry

The remains of crap in ones ass hair because of not wiping properly or from extreme diarrhea. When performing rim jobs, beware of these.

Wow, that is one big dingleberry.

by Chrisssss April 9, 2006

dingleberry

A dingleberry is the marriage of poo and toilet paper. That eventually entangle itself all up in your ass-pubes. Like a cacoon of particles that should have gone down with the rest.

You really don't know you are sporting a choice dingleberry unless, you are all up in your ass scratching, and damn near scream when you rip that nasty nest from your crack. It'll wake you up, and hopefully encourage a good shower to follow!

by Crittercratter December 28, 2005