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Vag Defender

Yesterday I was a total Vag Defender for Carla. Like James wouldn't stop trying to get in her pants.

Yeah, like we were gonna makeout but Jamie decided to Vag Defend me and he ended up just leaving.
by ellenmahoneyo April 13, 2009
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Defender of the Downtrodden

A man known to officials only as "Mister E." (pronounced "mis-tuh-ree"), that watches over Baltimore's downtrodden. It is rumored that when he was a younger affluent man, he was jailed after being falsely accused of a crime that would have had him killed had he not been saved by a poor, uneducated, black man in his cell.
Man, you hear that the Defender of the Downtrodden has gotten another brother released from that slammer?

Look, a bird, a plane, the Defender of the Downtrodden.
by HCE123 June 20, 2011
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Defender of Open Source

Each and every person who defends open source software is a superhero--a superhero who shall be rewarded when the time comes for open source software to dominate the world.
I shall do whatever is necessary to defend, promote, and advocate free libre open-source software. I'm proud to be a Defender of Open Source.
by Bad C dev March 5, 2021
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nob offender

Another ridiculous creation from The Rogue. Can be used for both sexes, and is usually taken to mean a cocktease
"I wasted half the night talking to that Nob Offender, only to find out she has a boyfriend, mate"
by sptk December 1, 2007
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cluster offender

A cluster offender is a person who has an incredible ability to offend a large mass of people at the same time usually without any knowledge of what they're doing.

This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.
(At a wedding)
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving
by eneville August 5, 2010
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sexy offender

A sexy female sex offender who has sex with a boy under the age of consent. Some cases make people wonder if a consenting 13 year old boy can actually be raped by sexy woman.

Some sexy offenders have even married their 'victim' several years after their 'offense' after the 'victim' became legal age. This happened with the sexy offender Mary Kay Fualaau (formerly Mary Kay Letourneau).

Just another example of how not having double standards for women makes people go to jail for stupid shit.
I can't believe that sexy offender went to jail for having sex with a consenting 17 year old.
by GiveMeBackMySon March 20, 2014
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Repeat offender

Sleeping with someone whom you've already slept with in the past with no intentions of making it into a relationship...

Also assuming that it's an open invitation to sleep with when you encounter them.
"It's ok he's just a repeat offender, it doesn't really count."
"Oh, yes you're getting laid tonight. You don't have to try so hard. It's already in the bag because you're a repeat offender."
by Daisyt024 September 29, 2014
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