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Dane Cook

Frat boy: Dane Cook is AWWWEESOME! Let's have some coors bro!
by darkreign October 19, 2008
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Daneen

She is a shy girl at first.but soon, you'll find out she is very funny yet annoying sometimes.she is braver than most of you.cute is just one word to define her
Guy :Hey, i heard a daneen came to our school
Girl : ugh those kinds are so overrated
by dont have nightmares November 27, 2019
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Grooming the Great Dane

Holy Canoli! That guy was Grooming the Great Dane right in the parking lot in front of everybody! It sure was a sight to see, hehe.
by Buzz Killinton January 11, 2009
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Dane Job

A sexual act of questionable nature (thats never the same twice) performed by Dane Robbins of Bloomington IL or Trained Professional Dane Job Giver (TPDJG). The highlights of this act are his sexy right hand and onion booty. Known as a DJ.
"Dude Dane gave Michael a Dane Job last night"
by TPDJG #3 January 11, 2008
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Dane

The hottest guy that is ever to live. A genius on the keys and has a God like singing voice, one that everyone wants to hear in bed. He has the most piercing eyes you will ever see, he captivates your attention and his gaze looks sexual without even trying. He is hot but doesn't know it, so he is humble about his looks. He is mysterious. He has the best smile, a hotttttt smile, and he has nice clean white teeth, and perfect lips. You wouldn't expect it because of how hot he is there has to be some flaw right? maybe a small dick? No.. he has a huge dick and fucks good. He also has a hot cum face. He has curly darker hair and always smells good. He is creative, musically talented, deep, and funny, he likes to make people laugh. He cares about his body and looking good. Girls of all races, sizes, and personalities are turned on by Dane. He is a good communicator and has good social skills which makes him even more attractive. He is also loyal, which is rare with the type of breed he is. He runs his friend group and looks out for everyone else. Dane is the guy everyone wants to be with, girls and guys.
Do you know Dane?

Oh ya! That hot guy that has a big dick!! I wanted to get with him but he is taken and soooo loyal

I know! That makes him even more attractive..

I want a Dane of my own.

Me too girl.
by quack190 April 15, 2021
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Dane Cook

a celebrity, mostly despised, with a mostly juvenile fan base and doomed to have his fame move down an endless slide into irrelevance as he grows older.

Also, a celebrity who's fame will quickly die after his prime and thus become a sad, punch-line version of himself.
Dude, I saw Andrew Dice Clay last night. It was so sad. He's almost as bad now as Dane Cook.
by sketto July 29, 2012
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dane cook

A chuckle-at-best of a comedian who will disappear as quick as he came. 20 years from now, he'll be as memorable as Yakov Shmirnoff or Paula Poundstone. You may have already forgotten about him and his stolen, tired act by the time your done reading this.
guy: what the hell is wrong with your hand?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.
by 90% Airzooka August 23, 2007
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