bunghole diver 

The act of going balls deep into a strippers anal cavity while wearing full snorkeling gear while shouting out to the anti Christ

Dude so I totally gave this chick the bunghole diver last night, and the awkward part was when the cops showed up from a noise complaint

bunghole diver by Kstoops1991 March 20, 2016

Muff Diver's Nose 

The condition when, after muff diving, all you can smell is vagina.

Jim got muff diver's nose after he ate Sheila out.

Muff Diver's Nose by ScholarlySexLife April 13, 2016

Rug diver 

One who spills their dope on the floor then dives into it to find what dope can be salvaged.

Rug diver's are better than vacuum cleaners.

Rug diver by Dewonmylily July 31, 2016

Muff Diver 

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.

Muff Diver by Labial Licker November 5, 2019

David Diver 

The name you call someone who is being goofy as fuck in Duluth, Minnesota.

Paul: Bro why are you dancing around in the middle of the skywalk?

Matthias: I just did a lot of meth

Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.

David Diver by SouthsideFlacko November 16, 2019

clam snapping muff diver 

A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.

That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.

clam snapping muff diver by Hugo Sticky-tits August 18, 2010

certified dick diver 

A person who lives for the dick

bryan callen is a certified dick diver

certified dick diver by yaaaacuda November 29, 2017