M. Diddy

1. Martha Stewart's Prison Bitch name.
2. A wannabe rapper who's name starts with the letter 'M'.

1) That M. Diddy is a hot piece of ass!

2) Yo! It's M. Diddy whizzle in tha hizzle fo' shizzle, all the ladies think i gotsa small Pe-nizzle!

by Nick John July 26, 2005

diddy

diddy = tit
diddys = tits

uraaaghhhh she has a lovely pair of diddys.

I was pulling the diddys off her.

(normally used by kids in ireland as a slang word for tits/breasts) .

by carl furlong May 13, 2004

Diddy wank

To thrust ones penis between a pair of breasts (Diddies)

Jane gave john a Diddy wank.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

diddy watch

v.or n.
An item or object that appears at first to have extraordinary value, but later turns out to be a false or fake knock-off. At the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards the artist P. Diddy gave an audience member a extremely expensive watch. It is rumored that during the commercial break, Diddy's security replaced the watch with a cheap knockoff. The Phrase was first created on the 7th Episode of the Podcast "Who's Your Daddy".

Aaron: hey Cliff I just bought a new car on Monday, and on Tuesday it broke down.
Cliff: So you got a Diddy Watch.
Aaron: Yeah, that crappy sales guy Diddy Watched me good
Cliff: What a jerk!

by Aaron Johnson September 22, 2005

daddysexual

Being turned on by calling someone daddy, being called daddy, or picturing someone as your dad while they do sexual things

Girl 1: Give it to me rough, Daddy!
Boy 1: Damn this girl must be daddysexual

by starburstfallsinmybra April 7, 2015

diddy

a sccessful producer and fashion designer who thinks himself a rapper but actually never wrote a lyrics and does not represent real hip-hop in any way.oftenly found in white,weird,full of himself and most of all untalented.in one word u can say"the worst rapper alive"

a yo,u know who the worst rapper alive is?
let me guess,Diddy!

by vikki81 January 19, 2008

p diddy

When s.o. is trying to piss and nothing comes out he yells at his dick 'p diddy' or 'p you little diddy'

Come on! p diddy! p! Give it to me! p, damn dick!

by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005