The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler 

An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.

Ryan was suspected of being The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler by Swazey1450 August 20, 2024

Pierre The Diddler

A bald, manly cat who bares slight resemblance to Walter White. He is shirtless, and has the body of an old man

I hate Pierre the Diddlers saggy nipples!

Pierre The Diddler by Pierrelovers24601 March 6, 2026

e-diddle 

To groom, violate or harass a person on the internet - usually a minor. Many YouTube celebrities succumb to this illegal behavior. Actions include flirting, inappropriate coaching, pet names, non-stop invasive conversations and behavior.

Dude I heard that Onision e-diddled another minor on the Chris Hansen podcast.

Ronald Davis is the biggest e-diddler on the internet. Someone call the cops!

I heard this Quest Hodgson e-diddled a 15 year old girl who was pretending to coach him in League of Legends

e-diddle by YammyThaGod April 6, 2020

Diddle The Bead 

When a female plays with her clit

I watched my wife diddle the bead before we had sex.

Diddle The Bead by PeteJG May 15, 2009

Diddlewhiff 

To fingerblast a girl and force someone to smell your fingers.

Anthony: I'm so pissed, I just diddlewhiffed Jason's fingers after he fingerfucked that random girl.
Kyle: Me too, it smelled like saltwater and cabbage.

Diddlewhiff by UCFPhi March 12, 2010

yiddle diddle

Jews

"He is a bank manager? Must be a yiddle diddle

yiddle diddle by EthernetCables January 6, 2018

Diddle my fiddle 

Fingering oneself to the point of orgasm whilst listening to music played by a fiddle.

Spencer said he would diddle my fiddle later tonight.

Diddle my fiddle by iNfONATION January 28, 2014