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Dickloner

ones dick and is often alone in their own dickheadedness usually resorts to masturbaion to quell boredom.
Doug: Mat, you were sitting around last night being a Dickloner.

Mat: No I wasn't I was being a Dickford.
by The Duyg March 25, 2009
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duckolosis

The duckolosis syndrome is a syndrome often occurring in people whose first name is Emma. This syndrome commonly leads to socially awkward selfies of one's self taking pictures pretending to be a big (giant) duck.
Emma took a picture of herself pretending to be a duck and posted it on facebook. She has duckolosis!
by clovisd December 2, 2013
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Dickotomised

A colloquial insult describing a condition being the result of performing frequent fellatio. Persons of this calibre often behave in an ignorant manner, due to an excessive amount of phallaces entering the cranial region.

(See also: dickotomy, lobotomy, stupid slut, daddy's little bitch.)
That dumb bitch must have been dickotomised, shes that fucking stupid. She must have used that much cock like a lobotomy instrument.
by The Tormentor April 13, 2014
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Dickclot

When someone is being obnoxiously ignorant.
Quit acting like a fucking dickclot!
by kentuckyloglady October 1, 2015
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dickold

Insert name here: Shut up, dickold.
Guy: Spell dickhold.
Insert name here: D-I-C-K-O
Guy: WRONG!
by jngaet5ksengrlnzlkn July 25, 2017
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Dicklorice

Licorise that you prevent from getting cold and tough in an airconditioned environment by laying it on your dick under the blanket.
Can i have a piece of your dicklorice? My licorice is too cold.
by tacotacogggg September 16, 2018
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Dickolarge

When a baby is born with a dick larger than normal.
Doc: Holy shit! I was about to cut this baby's dick. I thought it was the cord.
Doc again: Ma'am, your baby has been diagnosed with Dickolarge
by I am the Doc September 27, 2018
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