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Free diving

Breath-hold diving. The practice of holding ones breath in an attempt to reach great depths or stay immersed for a long period of time. Professionals often can hold for close to 6 minutes if not actively moving.
Ever heard of free diving?

Look at that free diver!
by TwitchyFish August 2, 2008
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Quick-Dicking

1. To be taken by surprise in an attack.
2. Pre-ejaculating during sex.
3. Going around screwing everyone
"That black man keeps quick-dicking me!"
"That camper keeps quick-dicking me on Black Ops!"
"I heard about you quick-dicking all those guys around town!"
"Dude, he is known for quick-dicking right before he gets laid
by CityWok666 June 29, 2011
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diving for abalone

The act of performing oral sex on a woman.
This date is going so well I think I might be diving for abalone soon.
by TheBigDefinition January 5, 2014
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snow diving

1.To be minorities going to a predominately white party or scene. More specifically to be planning on having sex with a hot white female.

2.To engage in the act of using massive amounts of cocaine in one day.
1. 3 6 mafia were straight snow diving at that concert held at Princeton University.

2. Bush's main criticism during the presidential race was that he had a habit of snow diving.
by Johsua Newkirk July 1, 2007
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Und-Diving

The act of engaging in sexual activity with a obese member of the opposite or same sex.

Origin
The name of a escape method used by a man or woman following a sexual encounter with an obese member of the opposite, or same, sex that involves using the larger than average size underpants of the subject as a parachute when jumping from the subjects bedroom window.
I met a really nice girls last week at the party and ended up Und-Diving the next morning
by yee-mcgee July 9, 2010
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monkey dicking

When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.
Michael lea, "jeez Ian and Mick have been victim to some monkey dicking in the past".
by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017
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dash-diving

You are dash-diving someone when you are about to be caught driving down the street with some random in your passenger seat and you catch a glimpse of your posse up ahead. Rather than them seeing you with someone beneath your 'pay scale', you quickly grab your passenger behind their head and swiftly duck their noggin' out of the line of sight and under the dashboard.
She: "What the hell are you doin'? Are you dash-diving me from your friends?"
He: No way! It looked like those guys were going to throw a rock toward us and I didn't want you to get hit.
She: I call B.S., you were dash-diving me you creep!
by Dorkasaurus Mt. Girl March 14, 2017
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