drunk catcher

An obstacle found in one's path that, while drunk, provides an incredible challenge to avoid. This includes cracks in the sidewalk, low-hanging tree branches, abnormal curbs, and members of the opposite sex who are of questionable attractiveness. Generally, these are ranked by class, or degree of difficulty: class 1 being the lowest and class 5 being the highest.

The captain totally tweaked his ancle last night on a class 5 drunk catcher.

by gingerman September 8, 2005

mowed out drunk

Drunk beyond all belief, to be drunker than you have ever been.

Remember that time when fredo got mowed out drunk and fucked that stripper at Lollypops?

Yea man, he was really mowed out drunk!

by bike week 69 March 6, 2010

DRUNK AS FUCK

something chicks with blond hair yell at the top of their lungs during social events after a single drink

Girl: "OMG IM DRUNK AS FUCK SOMUN HOL MY-" *puke*

Guy: dear diary... jackpot

by Holden_Makok January 5, 2010

Drunk Actor

Someone who pretends to be more drunk than they actually are.

"Bro im so hammered son. Sippin on Patron all night!"
"Ok. Thats a Coors Lite, and you've only had one"
"TITS!"
"Your such a Drunk Actor"

by Junior Soprano July 26, 2009

Air Drunk

When a person gets hyper, random and slurry, despite not consuming any alcohol or pot.

N: Is A high?
H: No, she's air drunk again.
N: Oh.
A: Hey, guys check it out...hehe... my palm tastes like the beach. Here, try it.

by aydooosa February 25, 2010

drunk patrol

When out with people who are drinking/drunk, the person or people on drunk patrol are the people who are keeping them from getting into too much shit, like getting arrested or hurting themselves. Like a designated driver, but for everything.

"While I was out with everyone last night, I had to be on drunk patrol, and someone almost jumped off a bridge but I stopped them."
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"Jerry threw up last night, but I was on drunk patrol so I had to clean it up."

by the steve. October 14, 2006

Drunkaline

A girl who gets real drunk and sloppy all the time. she is school smart but talks slo wly and seems dumb. she tends to be a slutjewski

holy shit drunkaline slutjewski is down to sheckler?!

by ohhellyeah January 27, 2009