Armchair Detective

An idiot who reads a news story somewhere online such as Yahoo or Facebook and is quick to make a comment about the case coming up with a conclusion without any evidence of their own and/or disregarding the facts reported.

Shut the fuck up you dumb ass armchair detective. Learn how to read and let the facts come out before you open your stupid mouth.

by Reckless Mindset April 22, 2018

Detect

Why the hell am I the first one to define this word?

You have detected first result for detect.

by Detect is my only definition February 18, 2021

Mexican metal detector

(noun) weed wacker

My Gardner was using a Mexican metal detector out side
Of my bed room while I was trying to sleep

by Spoofster84 January 2, 2011

Defected

Meaning to be deformed and infected/Discusting

Chrissy is so fat and Defected

by XpDVio February 25, 2009

delectile

prefected manner of describing the male toy; hard object, often gloppy and rather vibrant.

Rick barged out of Drake's love cell with a vibrantly perplexing expression, with a throbbing delectile in one hand, and filmy substance in the other.

by Geoff April 18, 2003

delectifying

adjective (1)delectable and electrifying at the same time; (2)shockingly delicious or delightful.

I saw the most delectifying woman walking down the street last night.

by Aron Fenton & Nathan Farris December 28, 2008

defectment

A software development term referring to an enhancement request that is reported and managed as a software defect.

This defectment must be addressed in the next patch release.

by CrossbowGuru January 6, 2011