Deadbate

A person who neglects their spouses sexual needs because they've already satisfied their own through masturbation.

I came home from work all hot and horny but my wife is such a deadbate and wasn't in the mood.

by psufreak100 October 7, 2011

Deadpawwing

Slang for the act of showing your "natural-born talents" in the evasion of questions, lying, arrogance, lack of intelligence, and over all lack of decent human character.

Generally being a dense piece of shit in every conceivable way.

"Is he deadpawwing right now, or is he just pretending to be autistic?"
"You're just a deadpawwing fuck."

by renreniguess27 May 10, 2017

deadmemephobia

The fear of your favorite, most dank meme becoming dead before you have a chance to savor it.

Oh my gosh. The meme was out for TWO DAYS and it already DIED! No wonder I have deadmemephobia

by ThePROmemer February 28, 2018

Dadma

Dadma is a Common disease Similar To Ligma The disease is That when your Dad Comes in the Room with no Permission.

Kid: YEAH BOI 1st Victory Roya-
Dad: Come here
Kid: Lemme Ask you Something, I have Dadma
Dad: What's Dadma?
Kid: Dadma Cheeks HAHA GOTTEM
Dad: *Falls down*

by uhhhhhhhhh_xd September 20, 2018

deadpansexual

When someone is attracted to another's deadpan charm.

After years of battling inner demons I finally told my parents that I am deadpansexual. When a girl uses that cold tone I get rock hard.

by Runaway Moose November 14, 2019

deadpannery

the quality of being able to deliver humour in a deadpan(expressionless) manner for effect.

Jimmy Carr & Stephen Wright are both experts at deadpannery.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 13, 2021

Deadass Headass

It’s the same thing as deadass, but when a person says this word that means he can’t lie, it’s like a code or principal between you and your SO. This word was came up with because deadass lost its worth and people did not hold accountability to it’s value and it’s meaning.

Deadass headass you roofied her ?

by Lelestino December 1, 2021