Damp

When somethings shit or bad

That lesson was so damp.
Omg charlies so damp.

by Thatdampkid July 1, 2017

Damp Dan

Instead of a Wet Willy, drool on finger and swipe it between a pair of butt cheeks like a credit card.

I lost a bet, had to let a bro give me a damp Dan.

by CirckleK May 22, 2023

Damp

Cryptocurrency terminology meaning the market is crashing.

Pamp not damp (pump not dump)

by CryptoMilli May 1, 2021

oh damps

Similar to "oh damn." Can be used in many situations.

You smell like poo...OHHHHH DAMPS!@!

by Hiva November 29, 2004

damp squib

When you place one hand in your partner's rectal cavity and the pretend to be an octopus.

Susan: For the love of God — damp squib me.

Chester: I’ve noticed you’re using damp squib as a verb phrase, and it’s making me uncomfortable. Also, I really don’t like anal play.

by big match terry May 17, 2025

Damp Dog

the classical mad doggo. Backstory: Oliver and Company, when the cat tricks the dog he gets *damp*

*teacher gets mad*
oliver sees the teacher and runs.
suddenly the teacher is damp dog

by Vadibadummister June 28, 2020

Damp Pencil

When you fall asleep having sex and your penis stays inside the vagina for the whole night. The next morning when you wake up with morning wood still in the vagina is called damp pencil.

"Dude, I had a crazy damp pencil this morning!"

"Bro, we had so much sex I woke up with damp pencil"

by Snugglebuggle December 20, 2018