After inserting a cucumber into a vagina, the person would then remove it and proceed to smuggle it across the border to the anal cavity, where there is a small rodent awaiting the cucumber for a snack
by te anau boy April 13, 2015
Get the columbian cucumbermug. A complicated sex act with many steps. First, you shove a cucumber up a girls vagina, and then you let the juice drip onto a pizza. Then, you roll the pizza around the cucumber like it’s a burrito. 🌯 Finally, you eat it like a burrito and let the juices run down your chin and the girl licks them. 👅
Hey yo timsha do you wanna meet in the back room at dominos for a nice juicy session of pizza and cucumbering? I wanna shove that cucumber so far up there and it’s gonna make the pizza turn into a fucking wet towel.
by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018
Get the Pizza and cucumberingmug. When a penis can not under any circumstances get an erection it is like a wilted cucumber.
Girls and some guys have been known to use cucumbers as sex toys, but a wilted cucumber is just no use to anyone.
Unlike whiskey dick or normal impotency. Even viagra cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cucumber.
Girls and some guys have been known to use cucumbers as sex toys, but a wilted cucumber is just no use to anyone.
Unlike whiskey dick or normal impotency. Even viagra cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cucumber.
Gary was so turned off by that girls nasty fetish that his chub turned into a wilted cucumber and he could not recover not matter how many viagra pills he inhaled.
by Rudy M. Fields March 18, 2010
Get the Wilted Cucumbermug. by god6669 March 20, 2020
Get the Larry the Cucumbermug. When you put a nicely sized, and well oiled cucumber into a girls vagina, just for shits and giggles.
"Me and my girlfriend were bored, so she deicided to let me give her a nice cucumber rumble...man I love that bitch."
by gettnthatpoon April 6, 2006
Get the cucumber rumblemug. by SOON SOON SOON November 20, 2013
Get the mall cucumbermug. It's the new "cool beans," but it sounds way better. Why would beans be cool? Well, cucumbers would be cool because they're in the fridge. Of course.
by M.Urbany November 22, 2011
Get the Cool cucumbersmug.