Russel Crowed

When lying in your bed using your phone at night and you drop your phone onto your face. Named after the incident where Russel Crowe assaulted a hotel staff member by hitting them with a telephone.

"OMG, ouch, I just Russel Crowed myself!"

by JRM065 January 7, 2015

micheal crowley

An asshole who is a narcissist asshole cock sucking dick

Micheal Crowley is a dick

by Dickblink2& August 27, 2020

Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

sentence used to describe something evil as shit, hellish or just very evil/evil looking.

guy1: ''look at that bush''
guy2: ''yeah, wtf?'' guy2: ''it looks like it crawled out of satans ass''

(Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

by Pseudo-hOOman January 26, 2021

ollie crowley

ollie crowley is awesome! so awesome that he will say yes to the dress!

girl 4: do you say yes to the dress
girl 1: do you think ollie crowley will say yes to the dress
todd: for sure he will!

ollie: No

by chicken nugget eater May 13, 2021

Jonathan crowley

Jonathan Crowley is a kind, smart and handsome boy who is willing to take risks if someone needs his help or there is an adventure in sight.
Mysterious, funny and affectionate with those close to him, he liked fantasy, science fiction, terror and mystery so much that he seems like a character out of a tell.

"I'm excited, today while it was raining... that guy from the back of the schoolroom; Jonathan Crowley gave me his jacket and greeted me, we were talking for a while about a little bit of everything. He told me that we should go out together for a walk in the park or see a movie.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jack Crowley

Fucking mastermind

"finabache sequence " - Jack Crowley in Mr Robertsons class

by Heisenberg_Fan1994 December 13, 2022

Cian crowley

A bubble butt that cause those 30” inch jeans to be pushed to the max

Ah you, those are Cian crowley pants

by Bilbobilbo March 24, 2023