National cobblestone day

Created by SSundee in 2016 on episode 43 of Crundee craft.

In the introduction of the YouTube video, it is stated that the only way to celebrate national cobblestone day is to “chew on it like it was a marshmallow”

You: Hey! Would you like to join me in celebrating national cobblestone day?

Friend: Of course! I’ll bring the cobblestone cake!

by xTsLzpanda July 21, 2021

cobblefucked

Something thrown together horribly, falling apart or destroyed.
A mess or disaster.

An extension of cobble and cobbled.

Look at that car, that shit is cobblefucked beyond belief.

by dunkd February 4, 2010

chobblesome

To be 'talk-worthy' or should be talked about more.

"This tower is quite chobblesome"

by TheMeerkaTtT June 23, 2022

squat cobbler

A sexual fetish, similar to sploshing/food sitting/cake farts, but specifically with the use of pies.

That dude's a squat cobbler... You know.. he gets off sitting on various pies. Boston cream, Dutch Apple, lemon meringue, if it's a pie he's sitting on it and loving it.

by mediaskate648 May 27, 2016

Cobble Hill Cannon

It is when you shart on your girlfriends face. Then you slap her with your dick.

Hello i gave my girl a cobble hill cannon last night.

by Kass Gorgson January 8, 2008

Cobble wobble

When walking, especially in heels, over cobbles or those bumpy slabs by pedestrian crossings and your foot gives way resulting in a shameful wobble and often a sore knee or ankle.

Did you see that stupid cow over there trying to strut her stuff and then nearly fall down?!
Don't be so harsh everyone has a cobble wobble now & again

by Jackthecat June 17, 2012

sloppy cobbler

When you're getting head and it feels so good that you fart but you shit a little bit. You shart.

Bro-heim-instein, Laquisha was giving me such hella dome the other night, that I surprised her with a bit of a sloppy cobbler.

by Richard Chieze December 11, 2010