Craydon

The dead and dirty skin cells that can be rubbed off the body in the heat of a sauna or steam room. When combined with dirt and body oil they have the appearance of shaved crayon wax.

Hey Lo, I can tell you haven't taken a sauna in a while cause you ate shedding almost a half pound of craydons.

by White's Point November 16, 2016

Crayons

A term used by Ali Baker & Kumail Nanjiani, hosts of the Indoor Kids Podcast, to describe an event or situation that is mind-blowingly awesome.

Gamer #1 - Dude, did you see the Skyrim playthrough at E3?!?

Gamer #2 - Yeah, that shit was crayons!

by Electric Mussolini August 4, 2011

crayon

Blunt-tipped instrument of destruction, in the wrong hands it can cut a swath of waxy filth across the cleanest of construction paper

Most people like to use them, but unless you're Assyrian, I wouldn't touch them, much less pronounce them.

Adrienne, I miss you

by Zephyr December 25, 2003

Martian crayon

A joint, a spliff, a fattie, Mary Jane.

Back in the day, my buds and I would head to Virginia for a 12-pack and hit the backroads, fire up a few Martian crayons, put in some Motley Cure tunes and sing to the top of our lungs while we ate Double-stuff Oreos and Nacho Cheese Doritos.

by Thew May 2, 2006

Pencil Crayon

A strange way of saying: colored pencil.

person 1 : ZOMFG! I COMPLETELY <3 your PENCIL CRAYONS!

person 2 : wat??

person 1: UR PENCIL CRAYONS! THEYRE ALL NEONIE!

person 2 : my COLORED PENCILS?

person 1 : ya the PENCIL CRAYONS!

person 2 : you weirdo...

by iDino-SAWR <3 October 28, 2009

Green Crayon

Said in the right tone 'Green Crayon' refers to someone doing/ saying something really retarded.

Tristan: What are suspenders?
Fay: GREEN CRAYON!

by Fay bowers November 7, 2007

crayontoast

1. A piece of buttered toast covered with grated crayons.

2. A substitute for a curse word; a way to express your dislike of something. See shit, fuck, and crap.

3. See Your mom.

1. This crayontoast is delicious!

2. Holy crayontoast!

3. Olive: Those are some nice ones.
Me: Your crayontoast has nice ones.

by Lily_Kaelar August 2, 2007