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Union carpenter

An adult male or female with several years of experience in the building trades who more often than not enjoys the company of someone of his/her own sex not only to confide in but to also kiss and fondle while on a jobsite. A union carpenter will also have various credentials and certifications including but not limited too force jamming pickles into their own or their lovers/ partners urethra or anal port.
Hey, did you see how well greg took that pickle inside himself while maintaining eye contact with your dad... He must be a union carpenter.
by greg the pickle hammer April 30, 2014
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angry carpenter

When you have sex with your woman in the house you are building while it is under construction
Angry carpenter is when you have sex in the house you are building and pull it out and drag it on the floor through the drywall dust and sawdust and put it back in.
by Steve & Adam January 23, 2009
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Carpenter

One who uses "tools". One who uses people for their own benefit. A manipulator of toolish people.
Those guys are all such carpenters because the only reason their nice and friendly to Eikoo is so they can party at her house.
by Mathais D January 16, 2009
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Corentin

Corentin has a tiny d*ck and he's really complexed about that. The only relationship he can have is with his right hand and Por*Hub. It can also be used as an insult
Eh yo eh yo ! Look at this Corentin right there !
by TheHlouGod November 23, 2021
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dirty carpenter

when a girl finds a piece of wood with a lot of splinters on it and masterbates really hard until she bleeds
jane- hey john i was really bored last night so i gave myself a dirty carpenter! it hurt like shit!

john-what the fuck?
by i<3men!!!! February 23, 2011
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carpenting

He wanted to indulge his love of carpenting on people; so he became an orthopaedic surgeon.
by Jamiel Davsey April 7, 2014
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Nick Carpenter

n)- A little faggot that has no friends so does school work in a social event to hide his own gayness.Also known as Mikail Haimov
That raging gay is Nick Carpenter
by agsdfgbsbfhyj March 23, 2009
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