cool_rat.gif

A popular gif circulating the internet portraying an overweight man having forced intercourse with a hopefully dead rat.

Bro, did Jimmy send you cool_rat.gif yet? I've masturbated to that shit at least 5 times today!

by Shrektum February 2, 2021

cool_turtle.gif

Predecessor of cool_rat.gif, this is a gif involving a man somehow capable of fitting his flaccid penis inside of a live turtle, he then proceeds to have forced intercourse with the poor thing as it struggles to get away.

I caught Ethan fucking the turtle again while he was watching cool_turtle.gif on the family laptop!

by Shrektum February 3, 2021

semi-cool

Something that is cool, but not entirely cool. Some would says it's aight

-Dude, check out my new furby it records military data...
-That's semi-cool.

by jeffba September 4, 2008

twice cool

Being of an uber standard, cooler than cool, on the edge of awesome.

That is a twice cool artwork!

by shouldbeariot August 27, 2008

cartoon-cool

One who is laid back, personable, has good moral sense, but also a playful demeanor. Is easily liked by others but, hated by evil people.

Arthur has a cartoon-cool personality!

by iammetoo December 16, 2010

Detached Cool

Cooler than the other side of the pillow. To be detached cool, remember not to look at any cameras when taking pictures while you also look like you're thinking deeply about world peace and/or the meaning of life and why we are all here.

Person A: Why does Staan look so deep in thought?
Person B: He's not really deep in thought. Someone was just taking a picture of him.
Person A: Wow. So detached cool.

by mehtaknight August 18, 2014

Ladies love cool james

ll cool j

Ladies love cool james = ll COOL j

by The Bosses November 19, 2012