Conan O'Brien

an optimistic late night talk-show host

Conan: "We have a great show tonight. I don't think I've ever mentioned that before."
audience: laugh
Conan: "Seriously, we do..."
audience: laugh again

by uglyron August 7, 2003

Conan

God. See also: Led Zeppelin, James Dean, John Cleese

I love him. In a platonic way. But these days, you take what you can get, eh?

Conan is cooler than cool. In fact, I do believe he's...ICE COLD!

Caroline! Caroline! She needs a gol- okay, ill stop.

by Ska bitch May 20, 2004

conal

A blow to the face with a fist.

He met conal.

by Kiwi. October 16, 2003

Conan O'Brien

Hands down, the funniest person to exist. Has an uncanny resemblance to the president of Finland. No, I didn't know they had a president either.

Conan O'Brien always makes me laugh. He could just blink and I'd probably roll on the floor laughing.

by Jorge Regula December 28, 2005

Conan O'Brian

The best Late Night Talk Show Host. Ever. If you disagree I will hurt you.

Conan airs on NBC weeknights at 11 PM CST

by White Sox Rules July 19, 2004

Conan Obrien

The funniest guy on Late-night television.

Has frequent bad musical guests

by LARSTAIT November 4, 2003

conaphobia

Fear of traffic cones. Its primary symptom is a tendency to drive more slowly than necessary where such cones are used on a roadway.

No lanes were actually blocked by the utility work, but traffic was still slow due to a few drivers' conaphobia.

by Aaron of Minneapolis July 10, 2010