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Constrictor rings

Constrictor rings, are circumferential indentations in a long turd, created by taking pauses, tightening your sphincter, and then continuing with your business
After eating the whole brisket, I left constrictor rings in my big foot sized bowel movement.
by N. Chastain June 4, 2023
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Contentor

Shorthand for Content Creators. Also may apply to "influencers", "Youtubers" or OnlyFans "models".

A person who produces content for viewing on internet platforms.

Content creation does not imply a professional, educational or practical expertise in any subject matter. Creators are simply someone who creates digital content regardless of platform, subject matter or competencies.

This hobby may turn into a profession if they secure a consistent following. The digital product produced is often tailored to a viewer base so as to increase interactions both positive and negative.
The Relationship Contentors are feeding a misleadingly narrative of widespread marriage disfunction and encouraging individuals to end or avoid marriage in favor of childless pet-parenting and celibacy.
by Northerly January 24, 2024
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contracord/contracorded

Contracord is defined as the phenomena, notion, concept, or/and item whereby one perceives an inability to (simply) explain the difference(s) or relationship(s) (existing) between two or more items, concepts, notions, ideas, and/or phenomena, despite understanding them in isolation from one another and having sufficient/satisfactory (perceivable) distinctiveness in an of themselves.
Unrelated notions result in contracord. Too closely linked notions can result in contracord. Contracord is context sensitive. Contracord is also not context sensitive. Contracord captures a new conceptualisation of linguistic ambiguity and functions as a language model fibre to address communication and/ or conceptual entropy. Contracord is a logic aid, but also a logic dissolver device. Contracord is found in the term, where it is difficult to explain the difference between what contracord means and what it does not mean. It is both flexible and adaptive, paradoxical and logical, conventional and postmodern, a zoom in and an abstraction, a thing in and of itself or that bridges other things. Contracord is a word, but it is even moreso, a framework for building better conceptual abstractions and providing a medium for explication of obscure notions. Contracord helps us understand the subjectivity of language and make the most out of it, by using that subjective backbone in supporting our unique worldviews out in the open.

Contracord/contracorded
by theJOker October 29, 2024
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fauxa-constrictor

A style of pleather that women and metrosexual men wear. It looks like snake skin but is really cheap and smelly PVC plastic that can't stay in the sun for too long.
Drunk guy 1: "Check out her boots! Is that rattlesnake?"
Drunk guy's girlfriend: "Nah, that's fauxa-constrictor! And why you lookin' at another woman fool?!"
by JonnyCarson December 9, 2008
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Ninja Constrictors

Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.

Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.
*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *
by theninjamaster January 2, 2010
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leg connector

The pussy. The legs are connected at the pussy, hence leg connector.
She keeps a tight reign on her leg connector.
by jenatalia June 18, 2017
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Atlanta Connector

A sexual position in which the guy ends up cumming across the chest of his partner. Imagine the letter capital A drawn over your partner's face and chest. Imagine drawing a diagonal line from their mouth to each nipple. Next, get a handjob and when you ejaculate, spread the cum horizontally across their chest as if connecting the imaginary lines described above. This completes the Atlanta Connector.
Guy 1: "Bro, did you practice the Atlanta Connector on your girlfriend again?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, I was on my A-game."
by yes juanito yes October 9, 2017
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