Cond

short for condom, or used as a silence breaker in situations in which people need laughter.

EX 1) Megan- "did you put a cond on last night?"

Zack- "of course not"

EX 2) (silence)

Brandon- "COND!"

Group- " hahahahahha!"

by ZJ5theBoss April 6, 2011

condensity

the rate at which something condenses.

yo dude, the condensity of the water on that cold glass was so high, it condensed like a mother bill y'all.

by salko January 29, 2010

Condensed Milk

When a male emits semen on an angle such as the "x" and "y" paralysis.

I condensed milk'd all over her bed sheets.

by Condenser101 August 26, 2013

condescending prick

Me: reference to me = David Davis. Sales person whom belittles those he does not respect

David Davis was a condescending prick to today!

by Prick July 14, 2003

condalulu

The toielt. Used mostly by younger people.

hey could I use your condalulu?

by aussie1986 June 11, 2008

condew

A cross between condensation and dew.

Look at all the condew on the grass, condew?, yes not quiet dew but more then condensation.

by The champion of all the world2 January 25, 2011

Conderblock

Something you threaten to smash over someone's dome, though it have misspelled "Cinder Block" out of anger.

I'm going to hit you with a conderblock if you molest my mother again.

by Hackicide3691 July 8, 2018